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Bathroom Reader
Your pet reading on the toilet, painted completely straight-faced. It is exactly as stupid as it sounds, and it is our second best seller.
- Best on
- Mugs, tote bags, small prints
- Variations
- 4 per upload
- Handles well
- Long bodies, droopy ears
- Harder for
- Cats, who refuse to sit
Six pets, one style
The style is fixed; the result is not. Coat colour, ear shape and snout length change what comes back, so each of these is unmistakably Bathroom Reader and unmistakably a different animal.

Olive
Dachshund
Hoodie · one pet
Reading the paper, eyes down on the column — not at you. A long low dog needs a scene with a horizontal in it.

Cyrus
Greyhound
Framed print · one pet
Standing in the bath, foam to the elbow, entirely composed about it. The mount keeps it a portrait rather than a snapshot.

Winston
Pug
11oz ceramic mug
A flat face at close range with a rubber duck for scale. On a mug the duck is what makes the joke land.

Hazel
Golden retriever
Phone case
Towel over the head, waiting to be dried. Printed small on a case back, the towel silhouette does the work.

Kiwi
Corgi
Knitted beanie
Ears through the towel, which is the only reason you can tell which breed it is. Knitted small, the ears are the whole design.

Suki
Siamese
Framed print · lifestyle
A cat in a bathroom is funnier than a dog in one, and printed at a metre wide the setting does the talking, not the face.
See Bathroom Reader with your own pet
Upload one clear photo and four Bathroom Reader variations come back in about forty seconds. You pay nothing until you pick one.
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